SUSANNE SCHWEITZER CANN. You better believe she can. Filthy rich by both blood and marriage (sole heiress to the fabled Schweitzer beer fortune; married to the most celebrated criminal defense lawyer in Los Angeles, a man twice her age), this long-legged blonde with the permafrost gaze is accustomed to getting her way...read more.
CHARLIE “THE GO” NADLER. A slippery fixer with the second-best hair-plugs money can buy, a smile waiting to be slapped off his face, and a law degree from the University of Where? He works in the New York City public defender’s office. Or, more precisely, he works the New York City public defender’s office...read more.
JOE COOVER, aka “JOE CAREFUL.” Dark gray suit, nothing fancy, straight off the clearance rack at Gentleman’s Warehouse. The watch is a Timex, the beer is Schweitzer Lite. He tips his waitress at Olive Garden well, but not enough to write home about. Not enough, in other words, to remember...read more.
NICK “THE PINK PIG” ZARBANO. Was another Italian dude named Nicky, wrote some book about Prince, that other Italian Nicky said, ‘It’s better to be feared than loved.’ The hell it is. It’s better to be ‘terrified of,’ not just ‘feared.’ Nicky Z. may not be a made guy yet – if you want to split hairs about it...read more.
JESSICA “LA REINA” LADA. House mother at the Jungle, a Vegas gentleman’s (ahem) club in the seedy wilds of the north Strip, this queen rules her domain with the protective ferocity of a lioness – and a sawed-off pump-action 12-gauge just in case some tarugo perv or ex-boyfriend is foolish enough to mess with her girls...read more.
More winners of Contest #1 coming soon to the Wall of Noir.
CHARLIE “THE GO” NADLER. A slippery fixer with the second-best hair-plugs money can buy, a smile waiting to be slapped off his face, and a law degree from the University of Where? He works in the New York City public defender’s office. Or, more precisely, he works the New York City public defender’s office...read more.
JOE COOVER, aka “JOE CAREFUL.” Dark gray suit, nothing fancy, straight off the clearance rack at Gentleman’s Warehouse. The watch is a Timex, the beer is Schweitzer Lite. He tips his waitress at Olive Garden well, but not enough to write home about. Not enough, in other words, to remember...read more.
NICK “THE PINK PIG” ZARBANO. Was another Italian dude named Nicky, wrote some book about Prince, that other Italian Nicky said, ‘It’s better to be feared than loved.’ The hell it is. It’s better to be ‘terrified of,’ not just ‘feared.’ Nicky Z. may not be a made guy yet – if you want to split hairs about it...read more.
JESSICA “LA REINA” LADA. House mother at the Jungle, a Vegas gentleman’s (ahem) club in the seedy wilds of the north Strip, this queen rules her domain with the protective ferocity of a lioness – and a sawed-off pump-action 12-gauge just in case some tarugo perv or ex-boyfriend is foolish enough to mess with her girls...read more.
More winners of Contest #1 coming soon to the Wall of Noir.
